Talking Dog Joke

[bleujazz3]

Man is driving down the road, when he sees a roadside sign that says, "Talking Dog for Sale, $15"

Intrigued, the man pulls over and gets out of his car, walking up the old man sitting on the front porch of the house.

"Sign says you have a talkin' dog fer sale for $15?"

"Yep. The dog's tied up 'round back. You can go see fer yerself."

The man goes round the house, and sneaks a peak. The dog is tied up to his doghouse and is reading a newspaper.

"What's the story, old dog?" asks the man.

"Well, many years ago, I worked for counter-intelligence for the Navy. The next job I had was for Special Forces with the Armed Services. After that I was an agent for the CIA!"

Astonished, the man runs back around the house and yells at the old guy on the front porch, "That dog yer sellin for $15? That dog is worth $15 million dollars!!"

"Nope. $15," says the old guy.

"$15?! What the heck fer?!"

"'Cause that dog's a liar. He ain't never done any of them things." ;):D:)

[paintguy]

Heard it, forgot it, thanks!

[rosewoodsteel]

-Good one, Bob. :)

[alantig]

A guy goes into a bar and tells the bartender he has a talking dog. The bartender says if that's true, the guy can drink for free. So the guy lifts the dog up and tells the bartender to ask the dog a question.

The bartender thinks for a minute, and says, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

The dog tilts its head, then goes "Roof!" The bartender says, "What?" and the dog says, "Roof!" again.

The bartender gets irate and tosses the guy and the dog out into the street. The dog looks at the guy and says, "Think he's a Dimaggio fan?"

Alan