Tiger woods aftermath photo!!

[Bill Niersbach]

http://niersbach.org/twood.jpg

[Ridgeback]

ROFLMFAO!!!

Brilliant, brudda! :dude::dude:

[Markie]

This is to Frigg'in funny :D :dude:

[flyingvee]

Yeah, I love the way that she went to rescue him with a driver. Good thing he isn't a big game hunter. ;)

[Ridgeback]

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

His wife accused him of having an affair. Tiger said he was just playing a provisional.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’s wedge game and his driving? Woods can back up a wedge shot.

If you're going to put two balls out of bounds when your wife is keeping score, count on her imposing a four stroke penalty.

The police asked her how many times did you hit him with the golf club. She replied-three, maybe four--put me down for five.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

Tiger drives his Escalade, hits a tree, hits a fire hydrant, goes airborne and lands on a stranger's front lawn. So "Is Tigers' Caddie on the green in two? "

Finally Tiger has found an unplayable lie!

[Ridgeback]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd16/ridgeback43/TigerPlug.jpg

[Dr Git]

All this reading cracked me up, but the Fire Hydrant pic killed me:rolleyes:


http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd16/ridgeback43/TigerPlug.jpg

[gag halfrunt]

Great!

[midnightrider]

She should have used a 9 iron. Could have got more loft!

[Slyib]

This thread made my day!

:p

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[francric]

Funny Bill....................you do the photoshop yourself?

[Jazzman]

Good stuff!!!!

[Ridgeback]

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named "Elin Woods...clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

"Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We are contacting Nike for a new club."

Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

[midnightrider]

I think Tiger has been getting tips from John Daly.

[BrianBaker]

I can't stop laughing. :D:D:D:D

[alantig]

SNL skit: http://www.hulu.com/collections/340/113210

Funny - but they're taking crap for it because Rhianna was on the show that week. Comments like "OMG, what if Rhianna saw it?"

Oversensitive nitwits. And Blake Lively looked better before the nose job.

Alan

[Bill Niersbach]

Funny Bill....................you do the photoshop yourself?

no way man...how much free time you think I get?? LOL What little I do get sure isnt gonna be spent airbrushing tiger woods!! LOL It was emailed to me.

[Slyib]

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Hilarious! Now I can say that I started my day with a smile. Thanks! :p

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[Ridgeback]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

So the teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and
correctly, can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer the question."

The teacher ask, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

"That's right, Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

"That's right, Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for
you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

"That's right, Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back, Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around, and in a demanding tone asks, "NOW WHO SAID
THAT?"

To which Johnny replied, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[Ridgeback]

Tiger Woods has had bad time with Gillette who decided some of his close
shaves were tooo close for comfort...

But the good news is he has secured a new sponsor - It's Durex!

Allegedly the tag line is "and Tiger's on track to sink another birdie!"