Tue 10th Jan - a tongue twister

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Spaghetti al arrabiata ! Mhjam...

Just stumbled over this nice tongue twister, now lets hear´ya all:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?


hm ? Too easy ? :p Okay, the more difficult version:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch ?

[irwcustom]

Saturday nights left over Thai take away ..gulp! If you don't hear from me it's because I'm dead.


Red lorry yellow lorry.

I'm not a pheasant plucker ..I'm a pheasant pluckers son ..I do the pheasant plucking till the pheasant pluckings done.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

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how about that one ?

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

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or maybe this ???

Now, when tweedle beetles fight, it's called a tweedle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweedle beetle puddle battle. And when tweedle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle. And... when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle ... they call this a tweedle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... when beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call THIS a muddle puddle tweedle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND... When a fox is in the bottle where the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call a tweedle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled Fox in Socks, SIR!


Now - start to breathe again !

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oh and I DID find the perfect one for the "Last one..." thread - especially for John Reardon:

Whether the weather is hot,
or whether the weather is not,
we'll weather the weather
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not!

:D

[irwcustom]

I got a birthday card once with..


She offered her honour ..he honoured her offer ..and all through the night, he was honour and offer.

How about one in your mother tongue Sandy? It probably wouldn't have to be an actual tongue twister for it to be one for me.

[Dan Desy]

Oh, get a room you two! ;)

(Roast Beef sanswich, chips and a Pepsi).

[jas]

Dan Desy diddles Daisy Duck down by the Delaware.

Try to say it 10 times without giggling.

Shrimp bisque. Lame, lukewarm.

-John

[irwcustom]

Klitze kleine Katzen kotzen klitze kleine Kotze.
Klitze kleine Kotze kotzen klitze kleine Katzen.

[LDS22]

Klitze kleine Katzen kotzen klitze kleine Kotze.
Klitze kleine Kotze kotzen klitze kleine Katzen.does that mean anything?? it sounds like a couple of horses on cobblestone, or the latest yoko ono release.

[bleujazz3]

Try this one, Sandy:

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Three times without spitting...:D

-- Bob

[irwcustom]

Ken Dodd's dad's dogs dead

[Big Mike]

I have a headache now...thanks. ;)

Taco Salad.

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Klitze kleine Katzen kotzen klitze kleine Kotze.
Klitze kleine Kotze kotzen klitze kleine Katzen.SO HELP MEEEE !!! You´ve got me all in stitches ! That´s TOOO MUCH !!!

Darren, I´m shedding tears here, I need my oxygene tent !!! http://www.planet3dnow.de/vbulletin/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://www.planet3dnow.de/vbulletin/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Just wanted to start with the german ones, but that´s the topper ! I gotta print it out and take to my mum...


does that mean anything?? it sounds like a couple of horses on cobblestone, or the latest yoko ono release.LOL, yes it´s a "nice" rhyme about upchucking cats... Not as funny in english though

Ah, here´s a nice one in German for you Darren:

Im dicken, dichten Fichten-Dickicht nicken dicke Fichten tüchtig.

Trying to say it fast a couple of times leads to some nice twists... :D

[ROB OWENS]

Kluge kleine Katzen kratzen keine Krokodile.
("Clever little cats don't scratch crocodiles.")http://www.ex.ac.uk/german/abinitio/pronounce/sound1.gif (http://www.ex.ac.uk/german/abinitio/pronounce/audio/zwischen.wav)5. Zwischen zwei Zweigen zwitschern zwei Schwalben.
("Two swallows twitter between two branches.")http://www.ex.ac.uk/german/abinitio/pronounce/mund.gif (http://www.ex.ac.uk/german/abinitio/pronounce/audio/laufen.wav)6. Weil lustige Leute laufend lachen, lachen lustige Leute auch beim Laufen.
("Because humorous people continually laugh, humorous people even laugh when they run.")


There ya go...as the vicar said to the actress 'get yer teeth round these'

[LHanson]

Ken Dodd's dad's dogs dead
You know Ken Dodd?

He (at least used to be) reps for Allparts.

[irwcustom]

http://www.manchestertheatres.com/Operahouse/dodd.jpg

Differnet Ken I think! A British family comedian from the 60's / 70's. Famous for his 'tickling stick' (pictured) and songs like The Diddy men, The knotts from Knotty Ash etc

[Stellar]

I got a birthday card once with..


She offered her honour ..he honoured her offer ..and all through the night, he was honour and offer.

How about one in your mother tongue Sandy? It probably wouldn't have to be an actual tongue twister for it to be one for me.

bwahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...lov ed it Darren. I hope that you did keep that card!