Wednesday 25th May...

[Mak]

Beef Doritto's with Cous Cous Salad!

If Michael Jackson gets off, he is planning to come live in the UK.

Err..... Who said we wanted him here? Wouldnt he be better placed in Bangkok, Thailand?

Where would you put him?

Mak.

[Dan Desy]

No lunch yet, but I'm going to a family picnic at my 9 year old daughter school. It's not for the food. :)

The UK sounds like a good place for him ;)

[Sherpa]

Tapas and a beer on a sunny street café on Calle Velázquez - Spanish fast food at its best.

Why not exile Jacko to Gibraltar as a compromise solution? British and Spaniards out, so no loss of face there, and Jacko gets to keep a goat, a cow, some chickens, and a fishing rod. Let him find real bait, not the jailbait he's *allegedly* used to trolling for. Just Jacko and the Rock, without the Roll.

;)

[redmax61]

Yogurt granola bar thingy. I haven't been much in the mood to eat.

[Aldwyn]

A bowl of Spegetti-Os(tm) With Franks.

Who cares where he goes. If he is guilty, I hope he goes to jail. If he is not guilty, let him live his freakish life wherever he wants!

Personally, I would love to buy Neverland. It has it's own zoo, amusement park, and secret rooms in the mansion itself. I bet it has a recording studio as well...

I'd have a blast! :D

Peace,
Aldwyn

[NJ-Nick]

Diet soda and some pretzels......
Whats up with that nose?

[Dan Desy]

Diet soda and some pretzels......
Whats up with that nose?
What nose? That's not a nose!
THIS is a nose!

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/clinton.jpg

[Sherpa]

What nose? That's not a nose!
THIS is a nose!

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/clinton.jpgIt looks as though Monica left him with somewhat more than mere memories, notoriety and some explaining to Hillary :D

Tertiary phase?

[Greg Jones]

What nose? That's not a nose!
THIS is a nose!

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/clinton.jpg

WTF is that?!?!?!

Looks like a circumcision reattachment attempt!!

[Sherpa]

WTF is that?!?!?!

Looks like a circumcision reattachment attempt!!
I would have thought that a "circumcision reattachment attempt" would involve putting a cigar band back on the cigar ;)

[jkornel]

Ham Sandwich here...

I really don't think he will get off so it is a moot point. If he does, just build a wall around Neverland and lock it from the outside !!!

[jas]

I had hot and sour soup, an eggroll and chicken with garlic sauce - the express lunch at Hunan Springs.

My stockbrokers took me so I consider that work, not pleasure and, in fact, I didn't touch the eggroll (honest officer, I never touched that eggroll) and drank very little of the soup. Talking to money people makes me nauseous.

Foreigners (Dan, JP) making fun of Bill Clinton makes me very angry - and his nose, no less. I don't hear anyone making fun of his proboscis with the distinguishing characteristic on it. Certainly Monica and Kathleen and Gennifer and Janet did not make fun of it - they worshipped it.

The rest of the world will long for the day, if it doesn't already, when the leader of the free world has a working wang and knows how to use it. It's the phallic substitutes that are so deadly to us all.


-John

[DanHund]

Chicken strips, baby carrots, and applesauce. Went home for lunch today.

[Dan Desy]

I had hot and sour soup, an eggroll and chicken with garlic sauce - the express lunch at Hunan Springs.

My stockbrokers took me so I consider that work, not pleasure and, in fact, I didn't touch the eggroll (honest officer, I never touched that eggroll) and drank very little of the soup. Talking to money people makes me nauseous.

Foreigners (Dan, JP) making fun of Bill Clinton makes me very angry - and his nose, no less. I don't hear anyone making fun of his proboscis with the distinguishing characteristic on it. Certainly Monica and Kathleen and Gennifer and Janet did not make fun of it - they worshipped it.

The rest of the world will long for the day, if it doesn't already, when the leader of the free world has a working wang and knows how to use it. It's the phallic substitutes that are so deadly to us all.


-John
Sorry, John. I did a Google search on "Big Nose" , and picked the funniest picture on the first page.

If I had known how you felt, I would have done a search on "Bill Clinton Big Nose"...

[Sherpa]

Foreigners (Dan, JP) making fun of Bill Clinton makes me very angry - and his nose, no less. I don't hear anyone making fun of his proboscis with the distinguishing characteristic on it. Certainly Monica and Kathleen and Gennifer and Janet did not make fun of it - they worshipped it... Haha, I'm a naturali(s/z)ed U.S. citizen since I was 5 years old, so I figure I can make fun of Bill and his willie with relative impunity:p

You raise an excellent point, John - but to be balanced and fair, in Monica's case the scepter of her desire was not the POTUS penis but in fact a Cohiba cigar:D

That makes me feel more like the Londoner that I also am (and don't forget - the Kray twins);)

[johnreardon]

I..


The rest of the world will long for the day, if it doesn't already, when the leader of the free world has a working wang and knows how to use it. It's the phallic substitutes that are so deadly to us all.


-John
Who would that be then?

[Elgreco]

Dungeness crabs.

[jas]

Who would that be then?
Bono, of course.

-John

[Peter]

Tuna Sandwich, and a very good apricot.

I would be pleased if he moved to England, or somewhere, just as long as he vanished from the public eye. Perhaps Paris Hilton and Britney Spears could go, too.

[johnreardon]

Bono, of course.

-John
Ah, the dog biscuit

[Mak]

Diet soda and some pretzels......
Whats up with that nose?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/makalu/jackson.jpg

:D

Mak.